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I was very surprised by the fit.
The sleeves are short, but not like a cap sleeve. Not too girly, the sleeves hit the right part of the arm so they don’t look ‘fat’.
The shirt is fitted without hugging my baby belly.
The shirt is soft and it has washed well so far.
These are great shirts. I still HAVE NOT RECEIVED the black or light steel gray. A partial order of two lavender shirts was received. Seller sent an email stating they were sending, but the shirts are not here.
Also, let's talk material. It's NOT soft at all. Do not listen to any reviews here. I'll save you the time. You are paying for a $5 HANES t-shirt. The quality won't be great, so don't expect it to hold up after 1-2 washes.
Overall? Sending back my tees I ordered. You can go to much better stores, even Target's Universal Thread for a $5 tee with much softer material.
Also, they're Hanes, so the material is great. It's soft and comfortable and easy to clean. Will buy again.
I needed the t-shirt to wear under my wool/cashemere sweaters to protect the under the arms area. Unfortunately, on the picture the short sleeve looks regular length, but the underarms area is barely covered. The t-shirt is not feminine, It's more for guys.
Also usually Hanes sells packs, but here it's just 1 t-shirt for that price. Plus it's not prime, i can't even return it for free. So it didn't work for me at all.